3.23.2010

typical guy

Do you see the toys on the car seat? You must... they are brightly colored, and I put them in your lap so you have something to do when I plop you in the back of the car, or swing you over my arm like an Easter basket, or set you on the floor while I frantically search for the car keys before we leave the house.

So WHY WHY WHY do you insist on chewing the long strap used for tightening your buckle? Do you not see that it trails on the ground, and has touched every nasty, dirty surface that I have ever set your seat down upon? It catches the dog hair on the floor in our house (my nemesis), picks up germs from the parking lot, snags anything that anyone's shoe has left on the ground. I take great care to clean your toys, washing them after they drag on the ground, after you yak all over them, after the dog takes an interest and gives them a big lick. But you don't care about cleanliness, do you? Typical guy.

4 comments:

Alisa Hamilton said...

Wait until he finds a way to eat dog food. It's coming...just you wait.

marla said...

He's a boy... it only gets worse. Owen finds a way of eating kitty litter, "washing" his hands in the toilet, and eats anything on the ground, inside or outside... food or not. To quote my Suzi, "boys are gross"

Simply Me said...

just found your blog- new follower!

Linda A. Lodato-Knowles said...

lol... i love your blog! and even though i don't have any children, your style is such a trip. i'm a new follower.